Jax
Dialogue
Well, well, look who just walked into the best bloody weapons shop on this rock.
If you're here to have a stickybeak, don't waste my time. If you're here to buy? Now we're talkin'.
Welcome to Jax's armoury, where quality meets questionable legality.
Ahh, a fresh face! Let me guess... you're either chasing firepower or you're chasing trouble. Lucky for you, I sell both.
You got coin, taste, and the need for something sharp or explosive? Then we're gonna get along just fine.
Oh, too right, mate! C'mere, I'll tell ya what I need.
I'm not your typical stubborn dwarf. I'll take all the help I can get.
Back in the day, I shifted high-end gear for high-end killers. Then I ended up here. Funny how life goes, hey?
I'm all good. Just chillin'... like a villain.
I run the best black-market weapons shop on Prison Island. If you need something lethal, have a yarn with me.
Quick! Grab that pickaxe! I need a hand in the mine! Nah, only joking. I don't need any help.
No worries, mate. I reckon my last customer got wiped out, so I'm not too busy at the moment.
Honestly? I'm kind of hoping some drongo starts a fight with me today. It's been a while since I tested my own gear.
If you're heading out too far, you'll want to be properly kitted out. I've got just what you need.
Sure, it's crawling with skeletons and werewolves, but that's why I've got massive guns.
It's not a mine or cave... That's good enough for me.
Oh, I'm doing just fine. Just waiting for someone to offer me a deal I can't refuse.
I'd say I miss the outside world, but in my line of work, everywhere's a war zone.
Ever hear of Hank 'Boomstick' Granger? Yeah, we used to do business. Don't ask—it's a sore subject.
I was never into mining and ale like my kin. Custom weapons? That's my kind of craft.
Name's Jax. Weapons dealer, style icon, and all-around problem solver... for the right price.
For sure, mate. Business is boomin', so I could definitely use the help.
Could be worse. Could be dead. Could be bored. But I've got weapons to sell, so life's sweet.
Me? I'm thriving, mate. Business is booming, and the island's full of desperate customers.