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Jax

Dialogue

Jax
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Well, well, look who just walked into the best bloody weapons shop on this rock.

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If you're here to have a stickybeak, don't waste my time. If you're here to buy? Now we're talkin'.

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Welcome to Jax's armoury, where quality meets questionable legality.

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Ahh, a fresh face! Let me guess... you're either chasing firepower or you're chasing trouble. Lucky for you, I sell both.

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You got coin, taste, and the need for something sharp or explosive? Then we're gonna get along just fine.

Jax
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Oh, too right, mate! C'mere, I'll tell ya what I need.

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I'm not your typical stubborn dwarf. I'll take all the help I can get.

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Back in the day, I shifted high-end gear for high-end killers. Then I ended up here. Funny how life goes, hey?

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I'm all good. Just chillin'... like a villain.

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I run the best black-market weapons shop on Prison Island. If you need something lethal, have a yarn with me.

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Quick! Grab that pickaxe! I need a hand in the mine! Nah, only joking. I don't need any help.

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No worries, mate. I reckon my last customer got wiped out, so I'm not too busy at the moment.

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Honestly? I'm kind of hoping some drongo starts a fight with me today. It's been a while since I tested my own gear.

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If you're heading out too far, you'll want to be properly kitted out. I've got just what you need.

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Sure, it's crawling with skeletons and werewolves, but that's why I've got massive guns.

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It's not a mine or cave... That's good enough for me.

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Oh, I'm doing just fine. Just waiting for someone to offer me a deal I can't refuse.

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I'd say I miss the outside world, but in my line of work, everywhere's a war zone.

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Ever hear of Hank 'Boomstick' Granger? Yeah, we used to do business. Don't ask—it's a sore subject.

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I was never into mining and ale like my kin. Custom weapons? That's my kind of craft.

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Name's Jax. Weapons dealer, style icon, and all-around problem solver... for the right price.

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For sure, mate. Business is boomin', so I could definitely use the help.

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Could be worse. Could be dead. Could be bored. But I've got weapons to sell, so life's sweet.

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Me? I'm thriving, mate. Business is booming, and the island's full of desperate customers.