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Pritchard

Dialogue

Pritchard
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Uh-oh, g'day!

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Did I do that?

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G-greetings, citizen!

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Oh, it's just you!

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Please don't dob me in!

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Eek, howdy!

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Y-you startled me!

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Oh, g'day there!

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Eek! You startled me!

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Uh, um, hey!

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Y-yes? Can I help?

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Oh, w-wow, hello!

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Ah! Oh, it's just you.

Pritchard
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Uh, uh, I-I’m Pritchard, sir, uh, ma'am, uh, well, you know, just a kid!

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You might not know me, but I-I’m kinda big on... uh... politics? Like, I really, really like them.

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Oh, me? Oh, w-well, I’m... uh... freaking out, actually!

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Tazara has got me in a pickle, and I don’t know what to do!

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I mean, w-what if the Mayor finds out? Or more importantly, what if YOU tell him?

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I can't decide! Should I help her, or do I stay true to my, uh, principles?

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Oh boy, oh boy, this is like, uh, Defcon 1 on the political scale!

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Y-you see that Post Office over there? It's practically my second home. The Postmaster? Oh, he’s a legend!

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I think it’s the heart of the community. Without him, this place would crumble, you know?

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Everyone's all like, "Why do you spend so much time here, Pritchard?" And I'm like, "Duh, it's where the magic happens!"

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The Postmaster is basically my hero. I mean, who wouldn't love organising mail and keeping the town connected?

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Uh, uh, no, ma'am, sir, uh, no-nonsense here!

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N-no, I’m good. Really. I-I think.

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Nuh-uh, no help needed. I-I promise!

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Everything's f-f-fine. Oh gosh, I hope so!

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I-I’m totally on top of it. Completely. M-mostly.

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No trouble here, nope! Please don’t tell anyone!

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Oh, great g-galaxies, yes!

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Can you help? P-p-please?

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Ha-ha-have you ever felt like you're about to explode?

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I'm in a b-bit of a jam, could really use some adult wisdom!

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This is big! L-l-like, world-ending big!

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Oh boy, oh boy, I n-n-need a lifeline here!

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Help? Did someone say h-human assistance?