Quaridor Vex
Dialogue
What’s your problem?
Think you’re clever, do you?
Are you lost, or just a bit dim?
Need something, genius?
Got a death wish, have you?
What are you doing here?
Can’t you see I’m busy?
What do you want?
Why not take your useless self elsewhere?
Do you think I can't handle my own issues?
Is it too hard to mind your own bloody business?
Got something better to do than annoy me?
Do I need saving or are you just being nosey?
Are you trying to be a hero or just daft?
Who the heck told you I need help?
Do I look like a charity case to you?
Think you’re tough enough for this rubbish?
Ready to dive into my hell, rookie?
Can you really help, or are you talking nonsense?
Got the guts for it, or are you just teasing?
Feel like tackling my nightmare?
Ready to roll up your sleeves, you numpty?
Think you can break this bloody curse?
Want to swap curses?
Why don't you take a wild guess?
Do I still want his help now?
Did I really think he was just a crazy old man?
Did I ignore all of his warnings about the cursed relics?
Would Alexander Stones know how to lift the curse?
Should I just throw the artefact into the Old Quarry?
Are you blind or just totally clueless?
Do you think I care about Windstone Village?
Why won’t they even touch the bloody thing?
What truth does it want to hear?
Why do they just keep telling me it was built to get the truth out of people?
Why doesn't any Keeper know what it is, or what world it’s from?
Do you think I haven’t looked into the artefact and tried to break the curse?
How do you think I'm coping with this bloody curse on me, huh?
Do you really want to know, or are you just pretending to care?
Can’t you get lost and let me do my job?
Why does everyone act like they've never met a cursed bloke before?
The one who has to say any rubbish on his mind as a question?
Ever heard of Quaridor Vex, the poor guard with a cursed mouth?
Who the hell do you think I am?
Are you trying to wind me up, or is it just a natural talent?