Rusty Bowen

Oh, I’m just the bloke who... uh... makes things a bit more interesting around here.

Let’s just say I have a knack for finding special herbs and chemicals from other worlds.

You know, stuff that can make your day a whole lot brighter, or weirder.

Hell, haven’t you ever wanted to see colours that don’t even exist?

I used to be someone important in a place far away...

Now, I’m the clumsy "guard" who misplaces a few things off every train.

But keep it hush-hush, alright? Not everyone appreciates a good mind-altering getaway these days.

Just another day dealing with these bloody portal people, ruining everything.

They think they can just waltz in here and take over, huh?

Meanwhile, I’m out here trying to make an honest living, sharing a bit of joy.

You wouldn’t believe the rubbish I see in these woods.

Yesterday, some portal-jumping muppet tried to haggle with me.

Like, mate, my prices only go down for locals.

Maybe it’s all the drugs these folks are on, making them dumber by the minute.

Not that I’m complaining; makes them easier targets, you know?

What, you a cop or something?

This is a spot you ain’t gonna tell anyone about.

It’s a stash spot... Or was.

I’ve got some prime hiding places around here, but I swear some portal-jumper must've found 'em.

Drugs just don’t wander off, right?

So, now I’m stuck here trying to figure out how to replace a fortune's worth of product.

If you see anyone looking smug and out of place, point 'em out, will ya?

Nah, last bloke helped... let’s just say he’s not helping anyone anymore.

You seem like the type who’d spill the beans.

Don’t need another loose end.

I’d rather not risk your clumsiness messing with my operation.

Nah, you might end up blabbing to the wrong person.

Nope, I’ve already got enough disasters waiting to happen.

Hell no, you’d probably trip over your own shoelaces.

Aw, damn, you wanna help?

Fine, got a "special delivery" incoming.

You sure? Things can get... messy.

I've got some "goods" to move.

Alright, but no names, alright?

Got some... inventory that needs guarding.

Just don’t rat me out when things go sideways.

Got a "shipment" coming in hot.