Salty Mcsquid

Arrr, the name's Salty McSquid, matey!

Once the baddest fisherman to ever sail the seven seas, no kidding.

I used to catch three-headed octopuses with my bare hands!

Now I'm stuck here in Kwalat 'cause a portal decided my boat was its snack.

Arrr, mate, I'm feelin' all mixed up like a crab in a blender.

Lost my parrot, Squawks, used the little bugger as bait, bloody dumb move that was.

Miss the damn bird more than a sailor misses rum on a dry dock.

But hey, this new crowd keeps things interesting, you know?

Long as I’ve got my flask and some yarns, I’m holdin’ up.

Ain't much but a dodgy little dock.

Full of crafting freaks and crop-growing nerds, you know what I mean?

But I tell you, Captain Barnaby Plank? That bloke'd be wild as hell to sail with!

Town's fine for swabbing decks and swapping stories, but I miss the real sea, mate.

Crikey, this place could use a good ol’ pirate raid every now and then!

Nah, I’m just chillin’ for now, mate.

No thanks, you scallywag, I've got it covered!

I'm good, matey, don’t need any help right now.

Save your energy, little squirt, Salty's got this!

Not this time, ya little bilge rat, but keep your eyes peeled!

Hell yeah, mate, got a gnarly task for you!

Aye, you little swab, might need you for some wild stuff.

Oh heck yeah! Let's get this show on the road!

Yeah, matey, got a spicy quest perfect for you.

You betcha, you cheeky scallywag! Let's get our hands dirty.

Absolutely, ya little sea rat. This one’s gonna be a ripper!

Heck yeah, could use some backup, if you’re not afraid of getting wet.

Damn straight, mate! Need something done real sea-dog style.

Heck yes, my hearty! This quest's hotter than a mermaid's tail.