Suspenders Red Cap
Dialogue
Lookin' for something special?
Come closer, I don't bite... much.
I've got something you might like...
Fancy a peek at my wares?
Gonna sweeten the deal today?
Ready for a wild ride?
Care for some... personal service?
Got something special just for you.
Lookin' for a good time?
Step into my tent.
Don't be shy, come closer.
Need some... company?
I'm Big Baz, the forest's finest purveyor of pleasures and peculiarities.
Used to be a farmer, but that got old pretty quickly.
A lot of people call me a pervy, lonely weirdo, but business is booming.
You're, uh... like the 20th person to stop by today.
Tell your friends I'm out here.
Oh, just sold my own shirt. That's how you can tell I'm a serious businessman.
It's getting a bit breezy, but who needs clothes in these woods, right?
Plus, it's a great way to show off the goods.
Not that many people are around to see them...
Welcome to Big Baz's Pleasure Palace!
Of course, we've got your everyday stuff, but plenty of unique... packages too.
Want a fresh catch from the river? Looking for an artifact from the woods?
Maybe you're just looking for some... fresh wood.
My customers get all this for a low, low price!
Got a little something that needs... handling.
Got a special job that requires a certain... touch.
You trying to hit on me?
Up for some high-paying, personal work?
Got a job that might suit your... talents.
Guess I'm not the only one for sale...
I could use some... hands-on help.
You trying to get personal?
You look like you can handle a hard job.
Got a tricky problem that needs... special attention.
Nah, big guy like me can handle himself.
Got everything I need... unless you're offering something extra.
No need for help... unless you're staying for dessert.
I'm juggling enough clients as is.
I'm already neck-deep in propositions.
I'm good for now, but you're welcome to watch.
Appreciate the offer, but I'm well taken care of.