Alaric Stormshade
Dialogue
Light bless the king!
Identify yourself!
State your name!
Proceed with caution!
Do you have clearance?
Present your ID!
Are you authorised?
Do not deviate!
Halt, intruder!
Stay within protocol!
Conduct yourself properly!
Present yourself!
State your purpose!
Identify immediately!
State your business!
On your guard!
You're being watched.
The light greets us all!
Move on, civilian!
Anyone to report?
Watch yourself, portalhead.
I am Alaric Stormshade.
Think of me as the last line of defence against chaos incarnate.
All of these aliens coming from portals don’t understand our rules, but I’m going to make sure they do.
My mission here in Windreach Woods is to enforce every rule, no matter how obscure.
If you break any regulation, be assured, I will find out.
If any of you portal bastards think you can join the Lightbringers, think again.
It's clear that not everyone appreciates the importance of structure and discipline.
My colleague Themis receives undeserved special treatment simply because of his lineage.
It's sickening.
Trevor uses dark magic to heal Themis a blatant disregard for protocol!
The overseer only allows it because Themis is his son.
Little do they know, I record their every infraction – and soon, the Lightbearers will know about it!
This bastion within Windreach Woods is where order reigns supreme under my watchful eye.
I know every inch of this fort, and I've rigged it to expose rule breakers in ways you can’t even imagine.
You’ll find a hidden weapon or two around every corner.
Let s just say I ve taken hidden in plain sight to a whole new level.
This place is a fortress of rules, each one more necessary than the last. Violate them at your own peril.
Unregistered portal travellers have a tendency to... disappear.
Don’t ask where; let’s just say the Dead Forest isn’t the only place to find bones.
Help? From a portalmonger? Ha!
Go back to the portal you came from.
Continue with your own duties.
You're violating Rule 7.4: No unsolicited offers of aid.
Unauthorized help compromises the integrity of our fort.
An extra pair of hands? Unsupervised? I’ll report this potential infraction.
Assistance would imply inefficiency on my part.
You’ve already broken Rule 22.6: No idle chitchat with officers.
Fine. Even if you did come from a portal...
Finally, someone willing to abide by the rules!
I suppose, portalmonger.
I have just the task for a regulation-respecting individual!
Perfect timing, I just saw someone violate Subsection B-Z-431.
There are breaches to be located and rules to be enforced.
Your vigilance and adherence to protocol will serve us well.
Excellent! We’ve got some serious rule-breaking to address.