Alex Hooty Howitzer

G'day there, boss! Name's Alex "Hooty" Howitzer, the Imp Annihilator.

Just a fellow Lightbearer keepin' the King's light burnin' bright.

Folks call me Hooty... silly joke from basic. I'll tell ya another time. Keen for a yarn?

Caught behind enemy lines with me mates' lives on the line, all I had left was one explosive round and a huge mob of enemies.

Knowing I might not make it out alive, I did what any good Lightbearer would do, and let that bugger rip.

Somehow, I survived... the imps weren't so lucky. These days, I hang around with Muffinman and remind him what a legend I am.

Still keepin' the light alive, even if the pantry's lookin' a bit shadowy these days.

My guts are a bit crook after Muffinman whipped up lunch yesterday... feel like I might poop a chalupa.

Other than that, things are alright. Couldn't be any worse than blowin' meself up...

But uh... it'd be bonza if you were here to help out. Muffinman just kinda sits around... just have a squiz at him.

This outpost might look like a heap of scrap, but it's our heap, fair dinkum blessed by the King himself!

She's a bit rough around the edges, but that's why I'm stationed here... gotta spruce her up.

Between you, me, and the glowbugs, the King's got big plans for this place... just gotta squint a bit to see 'em!

So just ignore all the creaks and leaks!

Ah, no need to be sorry, just don't let it happen again.

Appreciate the offer, but we're after someone a bit more on the ball.

You... you wanna help? But, I'm the Imp Annihilator... what can't I do?

Well, ain't this the King's own timing! We could definitely use a bright spark like you.

Bless the light, you're just in time... got a little job that's beggin' for your special touch.

Now isn't that a sign from the King! I'd be chuffed if you'd lend a hand.