Blitz Hyperstorm

I'm Blitz Hyperstorm, the hyper-charged mascot of Zap Juice!

Drink enough of this juice, and you'll be buzzing like me!

I'm here to pump up the energy levels of everyone in Riverrise! Or... wherever we are!

Oh man, I'm freaking out!

Just drank a ton of Zap Juice!

My heart's racing faster than a turbo train!

Feels like my brain's doing backflips!

Can't stop vibrating, it's like I'm a human dynamo!

Eyes wide open, can't blink, can't think!

My mind is racing at warp speed!

Wooo! This energy is off the charts!

Honestly, no clue where I am!

Boss points, I go, it's that simple!

All I know is, you need Zap Juice here!

Everyplace looks the same when you're hypercharged!

And hey, this recruiter here tells me he'll get me up to a new market!

No way! Blitz is always fine!

Help? HA! I don t need wait, where was I? Oh yeah, ZAP JUICE!

Psh, I m too ZAPPED for help AAAAH! ENERGY!

Help? WHO NEEDS HELP? NOT BLITZ! BLITZ IS GOOD SO GOOD! ZAAAAP!

You think I need help? WROOOOOOONG! HYPERHYPERHYPEEEEEER!

I'm buzzing out of my mind, need a hand!

For sure! Help me spread the good word of Zap Juice!

Totally! I can't do it alone, buddy!

Desperately need your help to promote this magic juice!

Yes, please! More hands, more cans!