Cashbot Mcteller

I run a bank here in Riverrise, rival to those Quaddari scumbags.

Quaddari Regional Banking has nothing on me; I'm the real deal.

I spent years as an ATM, so I know money inside and out.

If you're here to deposit or withdraw, don't break my circuits, alright?

Welcome to the best bank on Kwalat!

Malfunctioning, as usual, thanks for asking.

Ever been bullied by kids? Still happens, even as a 'banker'.

If I had a nickel for every time I got kicked, I’d still be an ATM.

Deposits in, sanity out. Same old, same old.

You're in Riverrise, the bustling heart of Whisperwind Isle.

A lively place with crafters, traders, and a whole lot of eccentric folks.

My bank's just a small piece of this vibrant puzzle.

Even though it's not perfect, this place is filled with charm and surprises.

Negative, human. I've got this.

Appreciate it, but no need for your organic meddling.

No, still processing my own failures, thanks.

You bet your cryptos I don't need help right now.

Nah, no need to waste your precious energy, fleshbag.

Save your breath, meat puppet. I've got it under control for now.

Affirmative. Need assistance, you meatbag.

Jackpot! I could use a pawn like you.

Finally, someone to deposit labour. You in?

Hell yes, you organic nuisance, let's get this over with.

Processing request: help wanted, dummy.

I've got tasks piling up, want a slice of the mess?