Electricalbooth Punk
Dialogue
Welcome to my new world above ground!
I like my coffee like I like my company, hot.
Well, if it isn't a new visitor.
Ever wonder what happens when a clown retires? Me too.
Welcome to my lair... I mean, the coffee shop.
Boo! Just kidding!
I'm Greg, but folks used to call me Giga the Demonic Clown. It was all in good fun.
Yeah, I used to scare kids across dimensions. It's no secret.
After a crazy transformer incident, I ended up stuck here in Kwalat.
Now, I'm just trying to live a normal life. Well... as normal as it gets.
Do you have any kids?
Some days are tougher than others, especially without the screams.
Being around all this coffee helps... keeps me grounded.
Well, I'll tell you, it's not easy going from evil clown to coffee lover.
Some days I miss the thrill of scaring the pants off people.
Keeping my darker urges in check is a daily grind, just like the coffee.
Welcome to the only coffee shop in Westwind Woods.
It's where you'll find the best coffee in Kwalat.
Yeah, I went from frightening kids to sipping cappuccinos. Life's funny like that.
Fancy trying some of my dark roast? You're uglier than a one-armed kid in a sewer.
I'm good, unless you want to help me froth this milk.
Thanks, but I'm keeping it calm... for now.
Not right now; I’m managing to keep the evil at bay.
Thanks, but unless you can whip up a mean espresso, I'm all set.
How about a little mischief mission? Just kidding... or am I?
Oh, absolutely. There's a task that will perk you up better than espresso!
Ah, you've walked into my trap! Just kidding. But yes, I do need some help.
Well, since you asked, I do have something brewing that needs a bit of mischief.