Erwin Bacon King Braux

Name's Erwin Braux, but most know me as the Bacon King.

Here, I slice, dice, and spice up every type of meat you can imagine.

Want a cut of something rare? I'll carve it up just right!

If you can grill it, smoke it, or bacon-wrap it, I'm your man.

From exotic meats to classic bacon, I've got it all!

Whether it's steak, sausage, or something more... unique, I've got you covered.

There are no limits on flavour! No laws! They can't tell me what to do!

You bloody got that mate? MEAT. COMES. FIRST!

Oh, I'm feeling prime, my friend. PRIME. Things have been sizzling lately!

Been feeding Rufus here some of the finest exotic scraps. It's like marinating him from the inside out!

Can't wait to see how he turns out. He's practically a walking meat medley.

Mixing meats like magic pork, beef, even a bit of alien critter from Kwalat.

Just imagining that tender, juicy flavour makes my mouth water.

Come back in like... a couple of days. I'm gonna be COOKING this stuff.

Welcome to the Butchery District, the meat capital of Riverrise! Or as I like to call it, FLAVOURVILLE!

This is my slice of heaven, my humble little shop where flavour reigns supreme.

Started out as a young lad, chopping veggies in a meatless universe. Can you imagine?

Then BAM! Found myself here, and the rest is juicy history.

So grab a slab, a skewer, or a strip! Your taste buds will thank you. And so will I.

And remember, my friend, there's no such thing as too much bacon!

Nah, just tenderising some beef over here!

I'm good, got a hot date with a juicy steak.

No need, just keeping the meat moist.

Thanks, but I'm busy giving my sausages a little lovin'.

All set here, just grilling my meat to perfection.

Nope, just handling my meat the way I like it!

Appreciate it, but I'm in the middle of a steamy meat session.

I'm fine. Just keeping my meat well-seasoned and satisfied.

Could use a taste tester, you interested?

Got a flavour experiment, need your help.

Think you can handle a culinary quest?

Hunting some new spices, care to join?