Goblin

His camp is pretty close. Maybe you can hassle him instead.

Get outta here. Head north along the path, and keep an eye out for a bloke named Maxwell.

Wait, you must be asking about the whole area. Well, you're in the great Kingdom of Elan, where opportunities are endless and taxes are low.

Who else can welcome outworlders as well as me? Wait, did I greet you when you arrived here? If not, GREETINGS, OUTWORLDER!

Think I'm going to treat you better now that you asked?

Get used to it, you ain't going back home.

Wait, you must be asking about the entire realm of existence. You're in Kwalat, the multiverse's dumping grounds.