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Gusto Grubhunter

Dialogue

Gusto Grubhunter
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Got any food?

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I'm famished!

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Feed me, perhaps?

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What's on the go?

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Time to eat, mate?

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Got any snacks?

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Having a nibble yet?

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Going to chow down?

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I'm starving over here!

Gusto Grubhunter
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Brain's in power-save mode. Must... eat.

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Sorry... just need... food.

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Too busy imagining my next meal. Not now.

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Mind's blank. Need munchies now!

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No, can't... need munchies... before I pass out.

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Too famished to think straight. Maybe later.

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Starving here, can't focus. Sorry.

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HUNGRY! Mind's on food, talk later!

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Can't think... too hungry to talk.

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Just stall anyone who asks, I need to go chow down!

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Bloody oath, that's right!

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Hell yeah!

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Finally, someone gets it! Bring me some snacks?

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You beauty! You're a lifesaver!

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Get me something to snack on!

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Cover my patrol and I'll owe you a big one!

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Grab me that snack, and we'll be mates for life!

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Oh hell yes! Can you cover my shift?

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Just know this: you come to Windstone, you'll never leave hungry. Trust me on that one.

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But hey, who am I kidding? Wouldn't want the villagers to discover my... peculiar tastes.

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Speaking of which, they've got these pets, right? So well-fed, they look almost... edible.

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Everyone's too busy with their own business to notice a few missing treats...

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Folks here always have something cooking, and the air is filled with mouth-watering smells.

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It's a small, bustling town known for its hardworking folk and, uh, tasty friends.

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This is the outskirts of Windstone Village, not far from the Skylight Grasslands.

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Sometimes I think about just smuggling a bit of their food. Chewing slowly so others think I'm on guard.

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But hey, I’m not here to ask questions. Just here for the next feed.

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Rumour has it, some bits might be more... conscious than others.

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Some folks say their dishes have... secret ingredients. I'm not picky, though.

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Those sizzling roasts, those perfectly charred steaks, those succulent pies.

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You know Thorin Toastbeard's cooking? Yeah, it’s practically torture being this close to it all the time.

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Not even kidding, I once eyed up a passing bird. Looked like a decent meal.

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Seriously, I could eat anything right now. Tried it before.

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They always give me the munchies...

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I just had an herbal smoke, and now I've got the munchies...

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HUNGRY. Oh man, I’m so bloody hungry.

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Don't worry, I won’t make a meal outta you... unless you're really outta food.

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So, got any food on ya? I mean, I could eat a whole bloody cow right now.

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Figured guarding this place, I'd get first pick on all the tasty stuff.

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And you, you look like you might have some good snacking tips, eh?

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Now I’m just trying to find the next meal, you know?

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They wouldn't let me eat the folks I caught...

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Used to have a cushy gig as a bounty hunter, but that got old real quick.

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Name's Gusto, mate. Gusto Grubhunter.