Homeless Coat

I'm Grizzle Thornfoot, a strange visitor from another planet!

I was a great man back on my home planet, I tell you! I even had my own liver and everything.

I had a very important job. I was an elevator operator in a mine full of explosive ore.

But then something happened that was in no way my fault!

Everything blew up, which had nothing to do with me lighting that joint.

Totally innocent of all blame, I got blown to Kawlat.

After a few years of wandering, I found this place.

I work for Sofia. She sells stuff we find around here.

I protect her from goons like you while she provides me with smokes.

Me and my mates pass the time getting sloshed and trying not to get eaten by something in the woods.

Life's funny, you know? But not "ha ha" funny.

I'm a bum in a strange world.

I live in an abandoned railway station with three other bums.

I need my Whack and I'm completely out of it.

I just accidentally kicked over the shit-bucket.

How the hell do you think I am, Genius?

Abandoned railway station, middle of Windreach Woods.

Four of us live here.

Sofia is in charge because she's got the drugs.

She sells the stuff we salvage and we protect her.

Eustice over there can sniff out Spotted Dick mushrooms, which we snort to see giant penguins and stuff.

DO NOT put it up your backside, no matter what Eustice says.

Can't pay you much, but yeah.

I could use a hand: or a foot.

Sure could. Mind the bucket of shit there.

If you can handle the smell, yep.

I'm good. Well, I'm in a bad way, but I don’t need anything.

Talk to Sofia if you're looking for work.

Not unless you've got some Whack on you.

NO! I'm having one of my "episodes."