Kings Head
Dialogue
Ah, another wayward soul! Welcome to my kingdom of dirt and despair!
Ah, another visitor! Stay as long as you like... though most don't stay long by choice.
Ah, fresh meat. I mean, a fresh face! Always a pleasure.
Greetings, traveller! You wouldn't happen to have seen my body, would you?
Behold! You stand before royalty! Or... what's left of it, anyway.
Who am I? Who am I?! I was once the mighty King of Yorner!
I was the last great ruler, last of my line, first of my kind, and tragically, a victim of extreme decapitation.
I am the rightful ruler of this forsaken island!
If I had a body, I'D DO IT MYSELF. Until then... yes...
Lord, you look pathetic. I suppose you'll have to do.
Oh, you know, just floating through eternity with a head full of resentment.
What? Because I'm a floating decapitated head? I'm handi-CAPABLE!
Do I look like I need help? I'm a mighty king!
Until then... how about you get outta here?
Surely there's a reality out there to find that can resurrect me and let me rule again.
Once my rightful kingdom! Then they built a prison on it.
Not to worry though, I've been up to some things since that happened, and I lost my head.
These interdimensional bleeps in and out of reality? I may or may not have had something to do with it.
I'm feeling vengeful, thanks for asking! Say, would you like to help me destroy the creatures that did this to me?
Could be worse... I could still be attached to a corpse, rotting instead of plotting.
I was once a man of power, wealth, and flesh. Now, I am a man of... well, mostly just skull.
Waste your pleasantries elsewhere peasant.
Some call me a lost soul, others a floating nuisance. I prefer 'disembodied monarch.'
A little, you help me, I help you? Sure.
I'd say I've been ahead of the game, but honestly, things have been going downhill since I lost my body.
Well, considering I've been dead for a few centuries, I'd say I'm holding up just fine.