Mariel Venomtail
Dialogue
Keep your bodily fluids to yourself!
Those are a nice pair of legs...
Hi! Keep your bladder in check.
Greetings. The lake's not your toilet.
Welcome, have you been to the bathroom yet?
If you're in the sea, then don't pee!
I'm Mariel, or the vengeful witch according to the kids.
I come from an underwater world tainted by urine and faeces.
Now I guard this lake, scaring away those who pee in my water.
If you have any small children... get them away from here at once.
One day, I will have legs, and nowhere on your land will be safe.
Tired of dodging warm spots.
The stench is the worst part.
Those kids better watch their backs.
This is the last time my water tastes like asparagus.
The great Mermaid Lake. At least it used to be.
Now it looks like a giant bowl of urine.
It's a complete gamble out here!
When I get my legs, I'm going to make it rain.
Sure, grab a net and scoop out this waste.
If you can help me get legs, we have a deal.
Oh, definitely. Those kids won't know what hit them.
Yeah, why don't you start by peeing on that tree?
Unless you're a plumber, no.
I'd rather you just not pee in my lake.
No thanks, just keep it in your pants.
Absolutely not! And quit eating asparagus!
Appreciate it, but unless you're sealing off bladders, I'm good.