Mary Jane Greenpuff
Dialogue
G'day, mate!
What's growin', mate?
Nature's watching you, mate.
Ready to save some trees?
Got any herbs, mate?
Who disturbs my peace?
Relax, mate, it's all good.
Keep it green, friend.
Your aura looks interesting.
Want to share a puff?
I'm Mary Jane Greenpuff, mate.
Some evil spirit basically turned my whole world into a bloody wasteland.
Picture this, mate: trees screaming, flowers dying - total plant apocalypse.
Barely made it out. Slipped through a portal, ended up here in old Kwalat.
Now I'm here, trying to stop anyone who wants to mess with my leafy mates.
We're talkin' full-on eco-warrior mode. Got my fists, got my herbs.
Might be high as a kite, but I'll mess you up.
It's all about balance - get high, chill, and bash some skulls if I have to, you know?
Oh, mate, it's been a trip.
Got into a tussle with some corporate scum trying to bulldoze my forest.
Gave them a beaut "nature lesson" - with my hooves.
To top it off, found this gnarly new herb.
Think I'm gonna call it "Tree Hugger's Delight."
Smoked a bit, and I swear, I started hearing the trees sing.
One plant said, "Hey, Mary Jane, thanks for saving us!"
Or maybe that was the herb talking? Who knows, mate.
Oh mate, welcome to Windreach Woods, the green heart of Kwalat.
This is my sanctuary, my little slice of heaven, mate.
But let me tell you, it's not all rainbow mushrooms and fairy dust here.
We've got loggers, poachers, and corporate tossers trying to turn this place into paperclips.
The forest? It's alive, mate.
Seriously, it has a chat with you - especially after a good smoke.
So watch yourself. One wrong step, and you could end up plant food.
And remember, mate, nature's got a dark sense of humour.
Trees here? They've seen some stuff.
Totally need some fresh herbs, mate.
Hell yeah, let's find some greens.
Can always use help.
Absolutely, mate. Got a plant hunt on the agenda.
Yeah, mate! More hands, more herbs.
For sure! Trees need allies, mate.
Let's fend off some capitalist tossers.
We gotta stop these tree killers.
I'm bloody high, a fresh perspective would be ace.
Nah, mate, I'm too "zen" right now.
Sorry mate, too stoned to think straight.
You go on, I'll vibe with the trees.
I'm busy chillin', mate.
Nature's got this, mate.
Whoa, what were we talking about?
I'm on a "peaceful protest" break.
I'm too zoned out, mate.
Heh, no worries.