Slick Shady

Once upon a time in the Quaddari flicks, I was the bravest gunslinger around. Crikey, if only they knew the truth!

You see, I ain't no true-blue hero. More like a silver-tongued showman lookin' flash for the cams.

Got knackered from the bright lights and figured I could wow this simpler land. Turns out, pretendin’ ain't as easy without a script.

Especially not when you're roped into a volunteer army and chucked into a slaughterhouse...

Uh, you know. Just sussing out the quickest way back to Riverrise.

Takes a fair bit of guts to wander around here with all these critters and bandits. Or, y'know, a fair bit of good actin'.

Still, I reckon I'm just waitin' for my big heroic moment. Any tick now, I'll be savin' the day.

Well, it sure isn't a proper film set. I'll tell you that.

When the blood squibs go off out herel, there's nobody yelling cut.

It's uh... a tad terrifying.

She'll be right... at least that's what I'll tell 'em!

Nah, today I'm playin' the role of the tough, silent type.

No damsel in distress here... unless you spot a dragon.

I'll manage... unless you spot something terrifying.

Nah, I'm all good... just don't look too close.

Well then, mate, I reckon I could use a sidekick. You know, for safety.

A cowboy's gotta face his fears... or find someone else to do it. Keen?

Got a little bit of a pickle, and my courage is off having a cuppa. You in?

Strewth, trouble's brewing. How 'bout you take point, and I'll provide moral support...from a safe distance.