Yoga Naked Girl
Dialogue
Hey! Stop staring at my boob plate! Just kidding. Stare all you like!
Hello! My chi is totally flowing in your presence!
Hey there. Want to get a bit spiritual?
Namaste, mates!
I'm Cassidy, a very flexible spiritual voyager.
That's fine by me: my old life was rubbish anyway.
Now, Tiffany and I find enlightenment working for Guru David!
I'm completely satisfied with my spiritual awakening.
And every night is a howling party in the Yoga House.
This crazy old planet rocks, mate!
This is Guru David's Yoga House. Tiffany and I are David's uh, acolytes.
Totally! How did you know?
I bet you read my aura. I DO need a favour.
I'm in perfect harmony right now. Totally!
My chi is completely balanced and focused at the moment.
A mystical stuff-up brought me and my girl Tiffany to this planet.
Tiff and I are Guru David's "acolytes," which means "bitches" in French.
We sleep by day, sometimes do a little yoga to get the locals excited.
You can attend a private session with us tonight - for a small donation.
We're very bloody stretchy!
I've become very spiritual here.
You bet! My current karmic burden is a right pain.
You're spot on I do. Namaste!
Pass. Come by tonight. You can help me then.
Nah, David and Tiff are supplying all of my needs.