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Yoga Naked Girl

Dialogue

Cassidy
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Hey! Stop staring at my boob plate! Just kidding. Stare all you like!

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Hello! My chi is totally flowing in your presence!

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Hey there. Want to get a bit spiritual?

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Namaste, mates!

Cassidy
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I'm Cassidy, a very flexible spiritual voyager.

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That's fine by me: my old life was rubbish anyway.

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Now, Tiffany and I find enlightenment working for Guru David!

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I'm completely satisfied with my spiritual awakening.

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And every night is a howling party in the Yoga House.

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This crazy old planet rocks, mate!

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This is Guru David's Yoga House. Tiffany and I are David's uh, acolytes.

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Totally! How did you know?

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I bet you read my aura. I DO need a favour.

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I'm in perfect harmony right now. Totally!

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My chi is completely balanced and focused at the moment.

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A mystical stuff-up brought me and my girl Tiffany to this planet.

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Tiff and I are Guru David's "acolytes," which means "bitches" in French.

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We sleep by day, sometimes do a little yoga to get the locals excited.

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You can attend a private session with us tonight - for a small donation.

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We're very bloody stretchy!

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I've become very spiritual here.

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You bet! My current karmic burden is a right pain.

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You're spot on I do. Namaste!

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Pass. Come by tonight. You can help me then.

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Nah, David and Tiff are supplying all of my needs.