Zorbul Znar

Zorbul Z'nar here, the most beautiful alien in the whole galaxy!

Was crowned beauty king, but a meanie pushed me through a portal.

Now trapped in this farm place, where people don't appreciate true beauty.

I've got six eyes and perfect features, but the locals think I'm ugly!

They're just jealous, can't handle Zorbul's radiant charm!

I've got Dr. Glimmiwop for nighttime fixes. Gonna be a top model again.

Farm life suits me. Think of me as the Adonis of hay and moo-moos!

Who needs jealous haters when the farm chickens adore me?

Zorbul Z'nar is feeling... confused!

So many ugly faces here. Ew! You're the worst yet.

Back home, Zorbul was the beauty king. Here, bleh!

But farm life isn't so bad... chickens love me!

And I love chicken. I'm going to marry one!

Why is everyone here so plain? Where are the beautiful people?

Zorbul is upset seeing all the uglies all the time.

This place? It's a dirty earth farm, hehe!

Yuck. Not like Zorbul's home, the Shimmering Nebula.

There, every rock is shiny, every plant is glowing.

But here? Just dirt and animals. Smelly animals!

Zorbul does not like smelly things. I'm too beautiful for smells.

This place makes Zorbul sad, but I'll make it fabulous!

Maybe I'll turn moo-moos into statues! Hehe, then they’ll shine, like Zorbul!

You help Zorbul shine!

Make you beautiful too?

Zorbul needs you, yes!

Help me, you shall!

Yes, you help pretty, yes!

Zorbul makes fabulous!

Yes, I need you to make a good look!

Beauty time! Let's do it!

If you get out of my eyeline!

No, Zorbul is busy!

Dr. Glimmi is attaching a tentacle, don't bother!

I don't need help, I'm enhancing my beauty!

You go, Zorbul's got this!

No thanks, Zorbul doesn’t need ugly!

Busy making beautiful!

No, Zorbul's got tentacle business!

No help needed, busy busy!

Enhancing myself, no time for you!