Kill the Maker

You're really too thick to get this done, aren't you?

Got it? Now get a move on!

What a loser! Can't even manage a simple task.

Get all this rubbish and bring it back to me. Then we'll go give Pappy Rick a slap for his fancy dimension notes.

Finally, drag your lazy self to the Book Stop in Goldenfield and grab a bloody t-shirt. Yes, a t-shirt! Deal with it!

Next, haul yourself to the Crashed Spaceship on the north side of Windstone Village's lake and find a freakin' barbell. Don’t ask why, just do it!

Haul your sorry behind to the Destroyed Bridge in Windreach Woods. It's south of the Lake House. And grab some binoculars. Why? Because I said so!

It's too complicated for YOU to grasp, but if you help me I’ll let you have a peek at his notes.

Lucky for you, I've finally got the perfect plan to off that bastard.

But that wrinkly old grouch that made me, Pappy Rick, does. He created me and now I’m stuck in this hell.

Alright, listen up, numpty! I ain't got a clue about dimension hopping!

Now, it's time to put my perfect plan into action. And you have to help!

I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day. Here’s your reward, genius.

I expected better from a thick-headed fool like you. Not really.

Well, look who finally did something right!

Did you actually manage to find those things, genius?

Finally, you're doing something useful. Now get on with it, you daft bugger!

Then, mosey over to the Thornbuckle Farm in Goldenfield and yank a plant in a pot. Sensing a pattern? I don't answer stupid questions!