Mine Over Matter

Don't you go dobbin' Roddy in about what I did here today.

And try not to stack it I'd hate to explain to command why we have rookie bits scattered everywhere.

Now move out and plant those mines at the marked spots! After you set them, walk carefully out. Don't run!

Well, good on ya! Managed not to turn yourself into a fine red mist!

Too right, mate. Just don't come whinging when the fireworks start without you.

You planted those mines and kept all your fingers? Maybe there's a bit of hope for you yet!

No worries, maybe I'll find someone who isn't allergic to a bit of excitement.

Oh, bailing out? Didn't peg you as a spectator.

Too easy! Less paperwork when you blow yourself up having a crack at something else!

Suit yourself, princess! The battlefield's no place for wusses!

Look sharp, digger! Or should I say, look still alive?

Well, look who wandered into my warzone! Did the daycare lose a naptime candidate?

Roddy wants me to report in? Rubbish!

Listen up, soldier! I've got land mines that need planting. These are dangerous, you stumble over one, it'll blow!

Truth is, I'm keen to take out as many of these mongrels in a blaze of glory later today.

For all Roddy needs to know, I'm already cactus.

Alright, legend, time to tango with trouble. Get those mines planted or we'll be using your boots as dunny pots!

So, did you manage not to blow yourself up, mate?

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