The Great Pretender

I mean, uh... good luck with the war.

Oh, also tell that Roddy bloke I died. Probably won’t convince him when my next flick comes out, but you’ll likely both be long gone by then.

Now, if anyone asks, just remember how fearlessly I fought while, uh, you were fetching the gear.

Here’s your reward, as promised. Can’t leave my stunt double unpaid.

Looks like my ‘heroics’ will be the yarn around the campfire tonight.

Make it look like I blazed through there in a blaze of glory.

Crikey! You really put on a ripper of a show out there!

You do this for me, and I’ll make sure you’re well looked after.

Well, if it isn’t my trusty sidekick returning from the fray!

Strewth, this’ll put a dent in my box-office draw.

You’re giving a no to helping the main act? The investors won’t be chuffed about this.

Well, here’s a curveball! Leaving a star like me in the lurch?

Righto, you go stir up those beasts, and I’ll just… supervise from a safe distance.

Walkin' away? That's a wrap on my heroic comeback – bad for both of us, I'd say.

Leavin' me to face the music alone? Critics are gonna have a field day.

Well, aren’t you a welcome sight! I knew you’d come through.

G’day mate! Word ‘round camp is they reckon I’m some kind of hero from those films.

Truth is, I’m better at hamming it up on-screen than swinging a sword.

Can’t let my fans discover I’m shakier than a roo caught in headlights, can I?

I figure you could lend a bloke a hand out of a jam.

I need help with a Lizard Draco directly north. You can find it at Shipgrave Plain, right up there on the coast.

Heck, even just knocking over one would do the trick.