Heartbreak Waters

Sure, here’s the translated content into English (Canada):

Fine, I was never much for consent anyway.

Screw this up, and I'll do things to your backside you couldn't possibly imagine. Deal?

You're one of those weaklings? Pity.

Do this right, and I'll give you my note of legal consent for Triton.

She's sharp, so stay convincing. Get her to buy into this ruse.

I need you to take it to his mistress Ivie Clarkson over at the Goldenroast Cafe in Goldenfield. You'll have to make her believe it's genuine.

Also, I said he screwed like a bunch of imps in the woods. Dirty bastard.

I've crafted this breakup letter, written with all the sorrow and heartbreak anyone could muster.

Keep this crummy piece of paper. I have a mermaid to hunt.

Well, someone evidently has a twisted sense of humour.

This isn't from Ludwig! Why would she...?

It's Mariel's legal consent note for Triton!

Wait a second. This handwriting...and what's this on the back?

We're going to make this guy's life suck more than your mom's mouth.

He's.. breaking up with me!?

Oh, backing out, are you? There goes my entertainment for the day.

Oh, you have a note from Ludwig? What...what does it say?

What is that? A note from Ludwig?

Excellent. Let's pour some salt in the wound, shall we?