Alex Hooty Howitzer

Well hey there, boss! Name's Alex "Hooty" Howitzer, the Imp Annihilator.

Just a fellow Lightbearer keepin' the King's light burnin' bright.

Folks call me Hooty... silly joke from basic. I'll tell ya another time. Wanna hear a story?

Caught behind enemy lines with my buddies lives on the line, all I had left was one explosive round and a horde of enemies.

Knowing I may not make it out alive, I did what any good Lightbearer would do, and shot that sum' bitch off.

Somehow, I survived... the imps weren't so lucky. Nowadays I hang around with Muffinman and remind him what a badass I am.

Keepin' the light alive, even if the pantry's lookin' a bit shadowy these days.

Stomach's a bit tight after Muffinman made lunch yesterday... feel like I might poop a chalupa.

Other than that, things are alright. Can't be any worse than blowing myself up...

But uh... it'd be great if you were here to help out. Muffinman just kinda sits around... just look at him.

This outpost might look like a heap of scrap, but it's our heap blessed by the King himself!

It's a little rough around the edges, but that's why I'm stationed here... make it purdy.

Between you, me, and the glowbugs, the King's got big plans for this place... just gotta squint a little to see 'em!

So ignore the creaks and leaks!

Ah, don't be sorry, just don't let it happen again.

Appreciate the offer, but we're looking for someone a bit more competent.

You... you wanna help? But, I'm the Imp Annihilator... what can't I do?

Well, ain't this the King's own timing! Could definitely use a bright soul like you.

Bless the light, you're just in time... got a little task that's begging for your touch.

Now isn't that a sign from the King! I'd be obliged if you'd lend a hand.