Bart Blaine
Dialogue
Oh, hello there!
Ah, a customer!
Great deals here!
Just a humble vendor.
Nothing unusual here!
Step right up.
Safe bargains, I promise.
Perfectly normal wares!
Ah, just an old man trying to make a living.
Name's Bart Blaine, nothing special, just a vendor of fine antiques.
Some folks say I have a knack for finding exactly what they need, almost devilish, isn't it?
No tricks here, just honest deals from a harmless old man.
Now, would you care to take a look? I promise, it's all above board... mostly.
Having a bit of trouble with that rascal Felix there.
He claims he's cursed and stuck strumming that blasted guitar, acting all innocent.
But I know he's trying to scam me - he just wants a refund!
Someone should teach that young little brat a lesson, I reckon.
A place where dreams come true... depending on your luck.
Now, don't let the serenity fool you. My trinkets can grant any wish, oh yes.
Though there's always a price, but what's life without a bit of spice?
A wishing stone that might turn your pesky neighbour into a toad? Or a mirror that shows your true self... in more ways than one?
All things I have waiting for you...
No help needed, just buy something instead.
I'm good, but how about a purchase?
No thank you, but feel free to browse!
Help? No, but I do have great deals for you!
Your help isn't required, but my items might be.
Don't need help, just your business!
Rather than help, why not buy an antique?
Oh, you're a brave soul, aren't you?
Finally! Someone willing to give my customer what he deserves.
Ah, perfect timing! This customer needs a bit of... persuasion.
You're just the person I need. Let's talk about this customer.