Blorp Knurt
Dialogue
Huh? Speak louder!
Can't hear you!
What did you say?
Over here, dammit!
Speak louder!
What?
Too loud!
WHO AM I? I'M BLORP KNURT!
Hard to hear with this concert, huh? WELCOME TO MY HELL!
They haven't even started playing yet and it's TOO LOUD!!
Came from a place where SOUND WAVES WERE WEAPONS! This isn't better!
I LIVE RIGHT NEARBY. I LITERALLY HEAR THIS CRAP EVERY NIGHT!
HOW AM I? CAN'T YOU HEAR THIS BLASTED NOISE?!
I'M ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE, THAT'S HOW!
Tried earplugs but they just make me hear my own screams better.
Tried TALKING TO THE MAYOR, but he's DEAF AS A ROCK!
Now I'm here, DEDICATED TO MAKING EVERYONE AS MISERABLE AS ME!
Welcome to my PERSONAL HELL, where concert tickets are a DEATH SENTENCE!
Hard to hear you over this CONCERT, but this is Riverrise!
USED TO BE PEACEFUL, until THE DAMN BANDITS showed up.
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE BAND!
Now it's just NOISE and CHAOS, thanks to them!
CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS NOISE!
Yeah, EARPLUGS would be nice. Otherwise, GET LOST!
Nah, handling this SOLITARY WAR just fine. Thanks, though!
APPRECIATE IT, but this FIASCO is all mine to RUIN!
Wanna RUIN A CONCERT?
YEAH, I NEED HELP! Ready to become PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE?
Help me make this concert A LIVING NIGHTMARE!
Sure, let's CRASH THIS GIG!