Clanker

I am the ghost of Aviator Clanker, doomed to wander these woods forever!

My spirit is bound to the wreckage of these planes, a restless soul seeking revenge!

Beware, for I haunt these perilous woods, murdering those who dare intrude!

Aw, who am I kidding. Name's Clyde Davies...

I'm trying to scare folks off so I can work in peace.

I stumbled into this place from another world.

Found these plane wrecks and thought, why not?

So here I am, banging pots and hollering to keep people away while I try to build a flyable plane.

Honestly, I have no clue what I'm doing, but a guy's gotta try, right?

Annoyed, incessantly disturbed by meddling kids and their blasted pets!

Can you believe them? Thinking they can solve my mystery!

If they don't stop, they'll be the next ghost story I tell!

You dare to ask? This is the haunting ground of fallen aviators!

A cursed place where planes come to die, and spirits like mine roam free!

The wreckage you see around are monuments to our failed flights and shattered dreams...

At least, those are the stories...

Do me a favour and scram, or you'll join the eternal flyer's club!

You're braver than you look.

If you find my plane parts, I'll spare your soul.

Fine, fetch the parts, if you dare.

Parts are missing. Find them, or be cursed!

Help me rebuild, before the forest takes you.

There's wreckage all around. Bring it to me.

Find my parts, or join me in eternal rest.

Ha! As if a ghost needs help!

Your help? I'd rather haunt a tomb!

Buzz off before I curse you too!

Help? From a mortal? Hilarious!

I need no help, only your absence!