Commander Rancor Kzar

Who am I? More like who are YOU!

A washed-up straggler? Not for long!

I'm your ticket to glory, recruit!

Ever held a photon rifle?

No? You're in luck!

Join us, you'll get to sleep on a bed that only sometimes breaks!

Plus, three almost-edible meals a day.

How am I? I'm better now that I see new potential!

Another day, another chance to turn a civilian into a hero!

Imagine yourself in gleaming armour, wielding power beyond dreams!

Ready to trade your rags for a uniform? The barracks await!

We call it the recruiter's paradise.

Everyone down on their luck comes here.

Perfect for finding future soldiers!

See those streets? Filled with potential.

Rough patches make the best warriors.

Negative, soldier. Save your strength for the King's glory!

Stand down, recruit. Your mission is to maintain optimism.

Easy there, tiger. There's no emergency here, just potential heroes.

Not today, rookie. But keep your head high and pockets empty!

At ease, future hero. The Elanian army handles its own.

Hold your horses, warrior-in-training. The barracks don't clean themselves... oh wait, they do!

Save that enthusiasm for the front lines!

Don’t worry your grunts, recruit. The King's elite have this covered!

Dismissed! But stay hungry, we ve got more delicious rations waiting!

Absolutely! Let's see if you can shine those boots fast enough.

You look recruit-ready! Want a task that'll toughen you up?

Perfect timing! Got some shiny new orders for you.

Just the soldier I was looking for! Prove your mettle.

Excellent! Time to put all those scrap-collecting skills to use.

You bet! Ever wrestled a plasma dud? No? Today might be your lucky day.

Certainly! King and country await your valour.

As if I'd refuse a recruit! Ready to handle something that isn't running away?

Outstanding! Let's see what you're made of.