Dwarf Yorner
Dialogue
Hey there, buddy!
Did they give you more than just bread? This diarrhea is killing me!
Isn't life wonderful?
Feeling generous, friend?
Those handouts belong to me!
Do you have anything gluten-free to snack on, or do I need to take my chances with the breadline roulette?
Do you have any alcohol from your world?
I'll just keep spewing crap all over the road, thanks.
Now, I'm just a simple guy living off Elanien generosity.
They used to be a lot more generous before the portal opened…
No? Well, it was worth a shot!
So, what do you say? Help me relive a taste of home and in return, I'll make you privy to granny's secret recipe. Trust me, it's a treasure worth more than any gold.
Now the town is on the brink of economic ruin, and I can’t get food.
The magic lies in the recipe, the ratios, and the 7 secret herbs and spices. It's like a poem for the taste buds.
Salt, and poultry legs, simple yet perfect. The bucket that said Kwalat Fried Chicken on the side.
Oh, I can almost taste my granny's famous Roasted Poultry Leg. Juice dribbling down my chin, smoky aroma filling the air.
Might as well take advantage. Just please God, no more bread.
All set here, outworlder. But thanks for nothing.
Sure, could use a little help from a portal jumper like yourself.
Actually, there's something I've been craving...
Sure, it ain't Yorner, but it's a nice place to sit back, relax, and watch the world go by.
I'm quite alright for now. I can't move without soiling my pants!
Name's Berg Stonefoot. Was a Yorner legend in the old days.
Got bread, got sun, got time... and a gut that's plotting revenge.
Nope. Just enjoying the weather and the scenery.
Well, uh, if you insist…
Now, turkey, that's the king of poultry: the juiciest and the tastiest. They mostly roam about in the forest. Turkey? Do you have turkey in your world?
Goldenfield's a fine place. The locals are friendly, weather's good.
Sure, I miss the old days sometimes, before this portal opened.
At least, it was before you people ruined it. You never know who will come through the portal next...
Too many mouths to feed now. I'd do anything for some meat.
If only I could get my hands on some weed...
I started drinking just to cope with it!
If you're light on your feet, you could snatch a chicken or a goose from the locals unnoticed. Doubt they can tell you portal jumpers apart.