Imp Hunter Camp
Dialogue
HIC! Welcome, new recruit!
Ready to join the MURDER SQUAD?
Come for the booze, stay for the KILLIN'!
HOO-WEE! Fresh meat for the CRUSADE!
Who's ready to PAINT THE TOWN RED?!
Imps won't know what hit 'em!
Let's get to MURDERIN'!
Welcome to IMP HELL, partner!
HOO-WEE!
HEY YOU!
How are you doing?
Yo!
HOWDY PARTNER!
Well, look who it is!
Hey there!
WHASSUP?!
Name s GRIMWALD Tinkerboot! Hoo boy, best imp hunter round these parts, yessiree! hic
Used to be a simple drunk back home, now I'm a drunk with PURPOSE!
One night, those NAUGHTY imps stole my precious BEER goblet, and now it’s war! hic
Hell, it’s a HOLY WAR. Those devilish bastards gotta go.
Every imp gets what s comin to em!
It’s all in good fun and, uh, for a noble cause, right? HIC!
WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? Every imp you kill gets you a pint!
HIC! Feelin real grand, partner!
IMPS KEEP ON COMING, but that means MORE FUN for the crusade!
Thought about usin a CATAPULT to launch em into a PIT OF TARANTULAS.
Hic, sounds fun, right?
Yesterday, tried usin em as ICE CUBES in my drink!
TINKERIN with a trap that TURNS IMPS TO MINCE MEAT!
Can’t stop imagining FUN WAYS to send those lil' devils back to hell!
Best part is, it’s all in the name of the LIGHT! King approved.
This here's imp HUNTING territory! ROUNDED UP A POSSE to snuff 'em out, one by one!
We’re ON A CRUSADE to wipe those IMPS clean off the face of Kwalat!
Hell, they should just RUN AND HIDE!
They might've been here before us, BUT THEY WON'T BE AFTER!
Although their treasure sure will be...
YOU WANNA JOIN THE CRUSADE?
WE'RE GONNA GET US SOME IMPS! HAW-HAW!
Well, I’ll be! Ready to KILL SOME IMPS?
We’re always needing more crusaders!
YOU’RE IN LUCK!
Got plenty of IMPS needing a good thrashing! hic
Grab a weapon and LET’S GET TO HUNTING!
Ain t nothin better than stompin' those lil' fuckers!
WHOO-WEE, ANOTHER VOLUNTEER!
Welcome to the crusade, partner!
Let’s BAG US SOME IMPS!
HIC! Naw, got it covered, partner!
I DON'T NEED YA! I’m on a... RIGHT, a ROLL!
Don't need NO help now!
Go on, I GOT THIS! Hoo boy!
Can’t let you have all the fun!
Zzz... huh?
I can wrangle those bastards MYSELF!
Haha, get on outta here! HIC!