Penny Stardust Furbank

Who am I? Who are you?

Seriously though, identity is such a trippy concept, isn’t it?

Some call me Penny, but names are like cosmic labels, you feel me?

A drifter in the stardust, a lost note in the celestial symphony... or was it just Wednesday yesterday?

They say I’m part of Dagaron’s cult, but hey, we all have a role in the cosmic play, right?

But enough about me. What’s your deal, cosmic explorer?

Oh man, today’s just a cosmic rollercoaster, you know?

Pastor Fazool said he has a “special project” for me. I’m stoked, but a bit confused.

Like, what could be more special than this celestial stew?

Did he mention something about ‘sacrifices’ and ‘eternal bliss’ or was that just part of my last trip?

I mean, it’s not every day you get chosen for such an ‘honour’, right?

Uh... wow.

That’s a pretty good question, man.

You should go ask Pastor Fazool - he has a whole thing for this.

Oh and uh, if you’re with the government, we’re a pretty gnarly cult.

So, ya know, you might wanna run out of here in terror.

Nah, man, I’m good. The stew needs my full cosmic attention.

Not right now, dude. Unless you can talk to stews.

I’m all set, but Pastor Fazool might need a hand... or a brain.

I gotta watch this stew, can't have it turning into black hole soup.

Appreciate it, cosmic wanderer, but Pastor Fazool has bigger plans.

Thanks, but I’m in a deep... culinary meditation.

Nope, this stew’s my universe right now.

I’m cool, man. Also, the Pastor’s up to something... galactic, you know?

Don’t need help, but if you see Pastor Fazool, he might have a spacey task for you.

Nah, I’m deep in stew-staring mode.

Oh, absolutely, dude. Just don’t tell Pastor Fazool.

For sure! But like, maybe bring some cosmic herbs first?

I could really use a cosmic wingman right now.

Totally, bro. This stew needs a splash of... something special.

Yeah, but first, got any, you know, 'enhancements' to share?

Totally, dude. Got any space dust to sprinkle on this mess?

Heck yeah, but first, let’s wine and nebula, you know?

Got any space candy to lighten the load?

This stew could use a dash of interstellar spice... if you catch my drift.

Oh, absolutely. But a little boost from the cosmos wouldn’t hurt, right?