Salty Mcsquid

Arrr, the name's Salty McSquid, matey!

Once the baddest fisherman to ever sail the seven seas, no cap.

I used to snag three-headed octopuses with my bare hands!

Now I'm stuck here in Kwalat 'cause a portal decided my boat was its snack.

Arrr, mate, I'm feelin' all mixed up like a crab in a blender.

Lost my parrot, Squawks, used the little bugger as bait, dumb move that was.

Miss the damn bird more than a sailor misses rum on a dry dock.

But hey, this new crowd keeps things spicy, you know?

Long as I got my flask and tales, I be holding up.

Ain't much but a shabby little dock.

Full of crafting freaks and crop-growing nerds, you know what I'm saying?

But I tell ya, Captain Barnaby Plank? That dude'd be wild as heck to sail with!

Town's fine for swabbing decks and swapping tales, but I miss the real sea, bro.

Hell, this place could use a good old pirate raid every now and then!

Nah, I'm chilling for now, bruh.

No thanks, you scallywag, got it covered!

I'm good, matey, I don't need any help right now.

Save your energy, little squirt, Salty's got this!

Not this time, you little bilge rat, but keep your peepers peeled!

Heck yeah, mate, got a gnarly task for ya!

Aye, you little swab, might need ya for some wild stuff.

Oh, absolutely! Let’s get this thing popping!

Yeah, matey, got a spicy quest perfect for you.

You betcha, you pervy scallywag! Let's get our hands dirty.

Absolutely, you little sea rat. This one's gonna be lit!

Heck yeah, could use some backup, if you ain't afraid of getting wet.

Damn straight, buddy! Need something done real sea-dog style.

Heck yeah, me hearty! This quest's hotter than a mermaid's tail.