Seaonna
Dialogue
Wish I had legs... I'd run the world.
What's up, good lookin'?
Want to catch a 'high' tide with me?
Wanna dive into some treble?
Know any good herb spots?
I don't have legs, but I'm a fin-tastic dancer.
Quit looking at my scales, my eyes are up here.
Oops, I forgot my shells!
I'm Seaonna, like, the biggest pop star in the ocean!
Sorry, that's not me anymore. Now, I just relax up here.
Catching the high tide, I made a new life for myself.
My melodies promise bliss, but the price is deep.
Enough with the kelp and seaweed, you land-dwellers have the best land weeds ever.
If you have some land weed, my voice will take your breath away.
Oh, I'm just shell-abrating my new life!
Care to join me for a song... or something else?
Have you ever heard the phrase, you scratch my fin, I scratch yours?
Whatever you heard about me isn't true! I won't stand for it!
No, it's high, how are you?
This dreamy place is Mermaid Lake, with water that looks like diamonds.
Rumours say the sparkles are actually bodies, but I don't think that story has any legs.
There's something quiet about these waters though, something hauntingly beautiful.
Wouldn't you love to live in a place like this forever?
Of course, I could use help, see any legs?
You're a lifesaver... or should I say a life-enhancer?
Absolutely! Let's make some waves together.
I would la-la-la-love that!
No thanks, I'll just have you wave goodbye.
I've got a good stash right now, but I would love to do a private show for you.
No, I'm too sober to deal with you right now.
I'll pass... you seem a bit fishy.
How about you sea me later?