Triton

Triton good, go away.

Used to be a big underwater home chef.

They didn’t like what I cooked.

Triton fine.

Triton manages.

Found bugs, plants yuck, not the same.

Me sell special caviar to the village. Get shinies!

Still miss tasty... erm... babies.

Help Triton, get reward.

Just ran out of town, again.

Help Triton, will you?

Tried to eat different, but bleh.

Cousin lawyer helps maybe.

Need legal advice. This discrimination, yes?

Shiny lake, where Triton pees.

Is abuse! Will have to sue to get equality.

Do you want to swim? Triton won’t hurt you.

World so unfair.

Triton just wants a snack.

Lake not tasty, but home now.

Many weird trees, strange magic.

Town eats fish babies, Triton deserves town babies.

You too old... meat gone bad.

Could use claw, hand.

They don’t understand Triton’s diet.

Plan secret, good pay.

We kidnap? No?

Gather evidence, can you?

Legal stuff, humans better.

Triton not great.

Promise worth it.

No need.

Now Triton in woods, trying new stuff.

Fishy business done.

Not hungry now.

Thanks, but no.

Me Triton, nice to meet you.

Help not needed.

Exiled Triton for delicious meals.