Yoga Naked Girl
Dialogue
Hey! Stop staring at my boob plate! Just joking. Feel free to look as much as you want!
Hello! My chi is totally flowing in your presence!
Hey there. Want to get in touch with your spiritual side?
Namaste, folks!
I'm Cassidy, a very flexible spiritual voyager.
That was fine by me: my old life was terrible anyway.
Now, Tiffany and I find enlightenment working for Guru David!
I'm totally satisfied with my spiritual awakening.
And every night is a howling freakfest in the Yoga House.
This crazy old planet rocks, baby!
This is Guru David's Yoga House. Tiffany and I are David's uh, acolytes.
Totally! How did you know?
I bet you read my aura. I DO need a favour.
I'm in perfect harmony right now. Totally!
My chi is completely balanced and focused at the moment.
A mystical mishap brought me and my girl Tiffany to this planet.
Tiff and I are Guru David's "acolytes," which means "bitches" in French.
We sleep by day, sometimes do a little yoga to get the locals excited.
You can attend a private session with us tonight - for a small donation.
We're very flexible!
I've become quite spiritual here.
You bet! My current karmic burden is a drag.
You're absolutely right I do. Namaste!
Pass. Come by tonight. You can help me then.
Nah, David and Tiff are meeting all of my needs.