Zoltar Blipchain
Dialogue
G'day, mate!
Hey there!
Well, hello there.
Good to see you! Just remember, loose lips sink digital ships.
Wanna make some money, outworlder?
Bring any cash from your world?
Ohhh.. a wealthy outworlder?
Pay me to create a portal home?
Good to see you!
I'm Zoltar Blipchain, all the way from Andromeda.
I'm a blockchain enthusiast revolutionizing farming.
Call me the Eron Dusk of agriculture, without the internet presence!
Well, between the rat infestation and the market volatility, I've had better days.
It's where I'm pioneering BlockGrains, the future of agri-tech.
Just gotta keep pushing till my agri-tech hits the moon!
Exciting, volatile, and rat-infested. Just like the crypto market... but with more royal audits.
But hey, no pain, no gain, right? Unless the King decides to tax my gains...
You betcha, cowboy!
Need help? That's the understatement of the century!
Heck yes, I need help!
Nah, I'm good. Just fighting off mutated rats and market dips.
I'm all good, mate, unless you can turn these rats into bitcoins!
Me? Nah, I've got my grains and my blockchain. And the rats. Always the rats.
Welcome to the Wall Street of wheat farming!
Whatever you hear from outworlders about me - it's fake. I'm a good guy.
You haven't been spreading rumours about me, have you?
Of course blockchain is real! Check the stock prices!