Zorbul Znar

Zorbul Z'nar here, the most beautiful alien in the whole galaxy!

Was crowned beauty king, but a meanie pushed me through the portal.

Now I'm trapped in this farm place, where people don't appreciate true beauty.

I have six eyes and perfect features, but the locals think I'm ugly!

They’re jealous, they can't handle Zorbul's radiant charm!

I've got Dr. Glimmiwop for nighttime fixes. Gonna be a top model again.

Farm life suits me. Think of me as the Adonis of hay and moo-moos!

Who needs jealous haters when the farm chickens adore me?

Zorbul Z'nar is feeling...confused!

So many ugly faces here. Ew! You’re the worst yet.

Back home, Zorbul was the beauty king. Here, bleh!

But farm life isn't so bad...the chickens love me!

And I love chicken. I might get married to one!

Why is everyone here so plain? Where are the beautiful people?

Zorbul is upset seeing all the uglies all the time.

This place? It's a dirty earth farm, hehe!

Yuck. Not like Zorbul's home, the Shimmering Nebula.

There, every rock is shiny, every plant is glowing.

But here? Just dirt and animals. Smelly animals!

Zorbul does not like smelly things. I'm too beautiful for that smell.

This place makes Zorbul sad, but I'll make it fabulous!

Maybe I'll turn the moo-moos into statues! Hehe, then they'll shine, like Zorbul!

You help Zorbul shine!

Make you beautiful too?

Zorbul needs you, yes!

Help me, you shall!

Yes, you help pretty, yes!

Zorbul will make fabulous!

Yes, I need you to make me look good!

Beauty time! Let's do it!

If you get out of my eyeline!

No, Zorbul is busy!

Dr. Glimmi is attaching a tentacle, don't bother!

I don’t need help, I’m doing beauty enhancement!

You go, Zorbul has this!

No thanks, Zorbul doesn't need ugly!

Busy making beautiful things!

No, Zorbul has tentacle business!

No help needed, busy busy!

Enhancing myself, no time for you!