Alex Hooty Howitzer
Dialogue
What's up, partner?
What's going on, chief?
Hey there, friend. What’s new?
How's it going?
Name's Alex "Hooty" Howitzer, but you can just call me Hooty.
I'm a living legend, or so they say, known for my explosive talents.
Had a run-in with a horde of imps once, thought it was the end.
Set off my rocket launcher to save the day, figured I'd go down in flames.
Somehow walked away in one piece. Now I'm guarding this roadblock.
My buddy Colt "Muffinman" McCrady and I keep an eye out for trouble.
I started calling him "Muffinman" when he sniped an imp while eating a muffin...
Want to hear a story about the time Muffinman almost shot me where the sun don't shine?
Never been better, always got an eye out for new threats.
Standing guard here at the roadblock outside Riverrise keeps me busy.
Plenty of time to swap stories with Colt and keep the place secure.
Some days are quiet, others we get all sorts of strange folks passing by.
Keeps it interesting, you know? Never a dull moment guarding the road.
This is the roadblock just outside Riverrise.
Riverrise is the biggest city around.
Full of crafters and hardworking folk. Good place to get supplies.
We're here to keep the road safe from any dangers.
Between the stories and the patrols, we've got this place covered.
Nah, got things under control for now.
We're all set here, but thanks for asking.
Appreciate the offer, but we're good.
Not much needing done at the moment.
Got it handled for now, pal.
Actually, yeah, got something you could help with.
Could use a hand if you're willing.
Always room for another set of hands.
Sure thing, I've got a task for you.
If you're up for it, I've got something that needs doing.