Captain Rob
Dialogue
Ahoy there, stranger! Looking to set sail, or just looking for trouble?
You lost, or just looking for an easier way out?
Need help off this god-forsaken land? I've got wind in my sails laddie.
Yarr, did'ya see any mermaids when you came in?
If you're here for a way off this rock, I hope you brought something shiny.
Sure, my sea legs are barkin' anyways. Let's see if you're a worker.
Why of course, strap your peg leg on and get yer hat. We're gettin' into trouble.
I ain't gonna beg but if you're feelin' feisty, yar could use a hand.
By Mariel's tail, I don't need anything right now. Gots me a bottle of rum to see to.
Not to be rude, but, you don't quite look cut out for this lad.
You ever wanna set sail from this hell hole, I'm your guy.
Just daydreaming about this mermaid I had the pleasure of one time, long ago. I'll never forget the one that got away. Merial... Mariah... No. Mariel?
Prison Island... the perfect land for scum and villainy. That might be why I haven't left yet.
Feeling like my luck's about to turn around. Hopefully in the right direction this time.
Somewhere between Kwalat and some kind of unimaginable Hell.
A place where the dead roam, werewolves howl, and I dream of a better place.
Still breathing, still scheming. What more could a man ask for?
Me? Oh, just another beautiful day in paradise... if paradise smelled like seawater and bad decisions.
Could be worse, could be dead. But then again, dead men don't make deals.
Ever heard of the Black Gull? No? That's 'cause she's gone. But I'm still here, making things happen.
Does a mermaid's tail flutter in the wind? Get outta here.
I wasn't meant to be here, you know. One little misunderstanding, and suddenly, I'm a permanent resident. But hey, I make do.
Who am I? Just a humble travel agent. The kind that doesn't ask too many questions.
Captain Rob. Smuggler, survivor, entrepreneur of the unofficial variety. You need something moved, hidden, or... misplaced? I'm your guy.