Drone Quadro Dual Gun

I am Quadro-Sentinel 4.1, or Q4, a security bot created by Plantech Innovations Inc.

I am functioning within normal parameters and do not require assistance.

My protocols do not include the provision of tasks.

I am not programmed to generate quests.

I am autonomous and programmed to operate independently.

I have been programmed to ensure the safety and security of Goldenfield town.

As a bot, I lack human-like emotions, but my systems are operating at optimal efficiency.

You will fulfill my parameters.

I will accept your assistance, this once.

Scanning Goldenfield town, bio-signature count indicates significant resident populations in key locations.

Now, I have had tolerance patched in. So I will ignore their existence.

If I were not updated to my most recent firmware I would order them sent back to their own worlds.

It is rapidly being overwhelmed by new beings emerging from portals.

The entities are diverse in nature, yet exhibit signs of massive intelligence. Amazing!

Greetings, human. Quadro-Sentinel 4.1 is in the midst of a problem.

Do not attempt to confuse me with a logic puzzle. I was very expensive to construct.

You can sleep easy knowing your tax dollars are keeping the scarecrows from staging a coup.

My creators have informed me that I am too expensive to be damaged in combat.

And yet, the threat level around Goldenfield is rising.

Your task is to neutralize 100 creatures from the fields. Doing this will contribute to the continued safety of Goldenfield's inhabitants.

If you do this, I will not immolate you. It is your choice.

Mission declined. Security risk remains high.

Understood. I will terminate you when update is complete.

Threats remain unaddressed. Your assistance is still required.

I am as effective at consuming the government's budget as I am at murder.

That is why my co-bot has not been updated yet. His kill count is not high enough.

Perhaps one day he will impress the King and receive his upgrade.

If you have complaints about my functionality, please file them in my disposal.