Grizelda
Dialogue
Hey, you!
Get over here!
Hungry for some truth, sweetheart?
Want to join my church?
Stop fooling around!
Come inside, sweetheart!
Help an old lady out, will you?
Come closer, dear!
Over here, now!
Have you ever thought about joining a church?
Oh, sweetie, bless your heart. I'm Grizelda, just an old gal lost in this big, dumb forest.
I'm the proud leader of the Mushroom Enlightenment Church!
Can you believe it, you silly goose?
These mushrooms? They're the key!
The golden ticket back to my one-eyed, horned overlords.
I miss my world so much... but the mushrooms told me to bring people back with me!
Oh, I'm just fine, you dear thing.
Been trying to get these folks to join my church, but they're all too scared.
One even said I was rude! The nerve of that silly goose...
Can you believe it, dearie? Nobody wants to leave their physical form behind!
Imagine, ascending to higher realms, but nah, they'd rather stay in this mess.
I'm trying my best out here, but these people are just hopeless.
You look different, though. You might have some sense in you.
The mushrooms chose this spot for me, isn't that just magical?
They speak to me, you know? Tell me all their ancient secrets.
The walls between worlds are weaker here...
A place for enlightenment, for ascending beyond this mess.
All we gotta do is eat the mushrooms and trust in their power.
So, are you ready to join the cause, sweetie, or still scared of a little 'shroom?
Oh, sweetie, you'd do that for me?
Time to roll up your sleeves, dearie.
The church is counting on you!
The mushrooms have many requests...
Perhaps you can help us recruit.
Not now, you silly goose. I'm waiting for a sign.
Aw, not today.
The mushrooms haven't spoken yet.
You're eager, aren't you, dearie?
It's not the right moment.
Hold your horses, dearie.
The mushrooms will tell us when.