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Gusto Grubhunter

Dialogue

Gusto Grubhunter
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Got any food?

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I'm starving!

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Feed me, maybe?

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What's cooking?

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Chow time, buddy?

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Got any snacks?

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Snacking yet?

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Gonna eat?

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Hungry here!

Gusto Grubhunter
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Brain's in power-save mode. Must... eat.

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Sorry... just need... food.

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Too busy imagining my next meal. Not now.

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Mind's blank. Need munchies now!

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No, can't... need munchies... before I pass out.

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Too famished to think straight. Maybe later.

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Starving here, can't focus. Sorry.

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HUNGRY! Mind's on food, talk later!

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Can't think... too hungry to talk.

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Just stall anyone who asks, I need to go chow down!

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Friggin' right!

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Hell yeah!

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Finally, someone gets it! Bring me some snacks?

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Hell yeah! You're a lifesaver!

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Get me something to munch on!

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Cover my patrol and I'll owe you big time!

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Grab me that snack, and we're friends for life!

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Hell yes! Can you cover my shift?

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Just know this: you come to Windstone, you'll never leave hungry. Trust me on that one.

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But hey, who am I kidding? Wouldn't want the villagers to find out about my... peculiar tastes.

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Speaking of which, they have these pets, right? So well-fed, they look almost... appetizing.

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Everyone’s too busy with their own business to notice a few missing treats...

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Folks here always have something cooking, and the air is filled with mouth-watering smells.

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It’s a small, bustling town known for its hardworking folk and, uh, edible friends.

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This is the outskirts of Windstone Village, not far from the Skylight Grasslands.

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Sometimes I think about just smuggling a bit of his food. Chewing slowly so others think I’m guarding.

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But hey, I ain’t here to ask questions. Just here for the next plate.

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Rumor has it, some bits might be more... conscious than others.

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Some folks say his dishes have... secret ingredients. I’m not picky, though.

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Those sizzling roasts, those perfectly charred steaks, those succulent pies.

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You know Thorin Toastbeard's cooking? Yeah, it’s practically torture being this close to it all the time.

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Not even kidding, I once eyed up a passing bird. Looked like a decent meal.

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Seriously, I could eat anything right now. Tried it before.

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They always give me the munchies...

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I just smoked an herbal cigarette, and now I have the munchies...

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HUNGRY. Oh man, I'm so freaking hungry.

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Don’t worry, I won’t make a meal outta you... unless you’re really outta grub.

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So, you got any food on you? I mean, I could eat a whole damn cow right now.

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Figured guarding this place, I’d get first dibs on all the tasty stuff.

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And you, you look like you could have some good snacking tips, eh?

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Now I'm just trying to find the next meal, you know?

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They wouldn't let me eat the people I caught...

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Used to have a cushy gig as a bounty hunter, but man, that got old real quick.

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My name's Gusto, buddy. Gusto Grubhunter.