Jax
Dialogue
Well, well, look who just walked into the best damn weapons shop on this rock.
If you're here to browse, don't waste my time. If you're here to buy? Now we're talkin'.
Welcome to Jax's armoury, where quality meets questionable legality.
Ahh, a fresh face! Let me guess... you're either looking for firepower or looking for trouble. Lucky for you, I sell both.
You got coin, taste, and a need for something sharp or explosive? Then we're gonna get along just fine.
Oh hell yeah! C'mere, I'll tell ya what I need.
I'm not a typical stubborn dwarf. I'll take any help I can.
Once upon a time, I moved high-end gear to high-end killers. Then I wound up here. Funny how life works, huh?
I'm alright. I'm just chillin'... like a villain.
I run the best black-market weapons shop on Prison Island. You need something deadly? You talk to me.
Quick! Grab that pick axe! I need help in the mine! No, I'm just teasin'. I don't need help.
No thanks. I think my last customer was killed, so right now I don't have much to do.
Honestly? Kinda hoping some fool picks a fight with me today. Been a while since I tested my own merchandise.
If you wander out too far though, you'll want to make sure you're outfitted. I've got what you're looking for.
Sure, it's covered in like, skeletons and werewolves, but that's why I have huge guns.
It's not a mine or cave... That's good enough for me.
Oh, I'm doing just fine. Just waiting for someone to make me an offer I can't refuse.
I'd say I miss the outside world, but when you're in my line of work, everywhere's a war zone.
Ever hear of Hank 'Boomstick' Granger? Yeah, we used to do business. Don't ask. It's a sore subject.
I was never much for mining and ale like my kin. Custom weapons? Now that's my kind of craft.
Name's Jax. Weapons dealer, style icon, and all-around problem solver... for the right price.
For sure, dude. Business is boomin', so I could definitely use the help.
Could be worse. Could be dead. Could be bored. But I got weapons to sell, so life's good.
Me? I'm thriving, baby. Business is booming, and the island's full of desperate customers.