C

Metal Scrap

Dialogue

Scrapjack
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KEEP AWAY!

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Greetings, FRESH MEAT.

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You AGAIN?

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Welcome...

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BACK OFF!

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Keep your distance!

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Do you smell that? BOOM!

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Don't SNEAK up!

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Tick-tock tick-tock...

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Buying a bomb?

Scrapjack
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I'm Scrapjack. WELL, WHAT'S LEFT OF ME!

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Two sides, ONE BODY. One logical, one PISSED.

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Used to be a Seeker. Until THEY RUINED MY F**KING LIFE.

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Now I'm just a TICKING TIME BOMB, both metaphorically and LITERALLY.

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I MAKE BOMBS. BOOM! HAHAHA.

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Little presents to send back to the Seekers.

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TO SEND THEM TO HELL!

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My saner side tries to keep things under control, but HE'S WEAK.

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This side? Pure CHAOS. Loves the sound of THINGS EXPLODING.

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Every day, it's a battle. Sanity slipping away bit by bit.

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BUT I've got PLANS, BIG PLANS.

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Plans to MAKE THEM PAY.

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YOU AREN'T A SEEKER, ARE YOU?

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THESE PEACEFUL TREES HIDE DARK SECRETS.

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Used to be quiet, UNTIL I CAME CRASHING THROUGH.

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My car, PACKED WITH BOMBS, went off the track and BOOM, hello new home.

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Now I'm here, sifting through scraps, TURNING DEBRIS INTO DESTRUCTION.

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Most people AVOID THIS PLACE, for good reason.

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Just TRY NOT TO SET ANYTHING OFF, we wouldn't want an ACCIDENT now, would we?

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Hahaha!

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Help? WONDERFUL. Ignore the WHISPERS.

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CRAZY SIDE SAYS BLOW UP. Ignore him. We WORK TOGETHER.

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Help the SANER side, before the BOMB-BRAIN wins.

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YESSS... Let's WRECK THE SEEKERS... wait, no, HELP, NOT WRECK.

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Aid MIGHT CALM the MADNESS.

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I might NEED.... assistance...

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YES! Help me! Before HE TAKES OVER!

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Help? HAH! Hope you LIKE DANGER!

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Fine, watch for THE SURPRISES.

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HELP ME DESTROY THEM! I mean... ahem, Aid me, PLEASE.

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Yes! Together we can NUKE 'EM SEEKERS!

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Sure, we've got WORK to do. NO, IGNORE HIM.

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NO THANKS, I'M FINE. Wait, are we fine? YES WE ARE!

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No work now. TOO DANGEROUS. Or too FUN? Shh!

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WE DON'T NEED HELP. Or do we? NO, WE DON'T!

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Help? NAH, GOT IT. But WHAT DO WE HAVE?

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NOT NOW! Hands are full of MADNESS!

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No, no! We HANDLE IT. Or YOU HANDLE IT?

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Back off, no help needed! But ticking, ticking...

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NO! Aid is a BAD IDEA. Bomb brain laughs...