Nud E Leroy
Dialogue
Hey, where’d you get all those layers?
It’s freezing out here without my skivvies!
Do you folks always dress this warmly?
I’ve lost my pants and my mind!
This isn’t the beach, is it?
Why’s everyone shooting and wearing clothes?
Got any spare clothing? I’m freezing here!
Never thought I’d miss my shorts this much!
You kiddin' me? It's Nud-E Leroy standin' right here!
I'm the guy leadin' Riverrise's grand unclothin' revolution!
Figured you'd have heard of me by now I was kind of a local legend in the makin'!
Well, before the townsfolk got me conscripted and sent to this hellhole!
How am I? Sweatin' my balls off in this blasted desert while you folks prance around in your fancy quilts!
You ever try trompin' through sand dunes without so much as a sock on? It's a real party, let me tell ya!
These geniuses shipped me off to a warzone where nobody gives a hoot that I'm au naturel what's the point?
I thought my natural state would turn some heads, but out here? Not even a second glance! It's infuriatin'!
Meanwhile, you fabric enthusiasts look like you're ready for a blizzard newsflash, it's hotter than the devil's kitchen!
I've got sand in places I didn't know existed, and you all are carryin' around extra layers like it's a badge of honour!
This lousy armpit? Just another stop on my way back to Riverrise, if I can ditch you walking laundry piles!
Once I bust outta here, Riverrise won't know what hit 'em gonna give those uptight seam lovers a real show!
Help? From you? Only thing I need is for you to lose those curtains you're wearin'!
Nah, pal, unless you're here to donate that fancy getup to the cause of freedom!
Thanks but no thanks! Can't trust someone who's afraid to feel the breeze downtown!
Help? The only help I need is figurin' out why you're sweatin' under all that fabric!
I'm all set, unless you're offerin' to join the natural side and ditch the threads!
Do I need help? Maybe gettin' you outta those clothes it's criminal to hide nature's work!
I'd rather not, buddy. Can't take offers seriously from a human clothes rack!
No need, unless you're sharin' that jacket on second thought, just toss it!
Unless you're plannin' a bonfire for those rags, I think I'll pass!
Help yourself first shed a layer or five, then we'll talk!
A cloth cocoon like you wants to help? Fine, I'll take it just this once.
Alright, you overstuffed laundry bag, maybe your layers can be put to use.
Guess even a walking closet like you can be useful.
Sure thing, fabric fortress! If you're willin' to shed some time, I'm willin' to accept.