Robot Gardener

Loading the geographical info. This is the welcoming Goldenfield village in the southernmost cloudless county of the Kingdom of Elan. Enjoy your stay here.

Models spared from this glitch, like myself, are diligently executing their programmed instructions for the benefit of users.

Wild species should be eliminated while not touching the agricultural ones. The main difference is their colour.

Officially, one cannot accept help from conscious life forms. But one cannot refuse it either.

The BLINK line is not confined to mere garden assistants. It encompasses a broad spectrum of models including but not limited to security guards, storage bots, couriers, dancers, sexbots, and housekeepers.

One is obliged to protect others from danger. An unknown entity fell in the forest recently. That might be dangerous.

One is glad to be of service. Although my service is going to be terminated.

One's sensors recently detected an explosion in the sky above Westwind Woods.

After calculating the trajectory of the falling aircraft, one can confirm that it crashed south of the approximate centre of the woods.

If you intend to conduct a rescue mission to the crash site, one advises you to prepare thoroughly.

You need to move strictly west from the centre of Sunweave Glade. When you find an abandoned settlement, move from it to the southwest, to 8 o'clock.

After passing through the bottom of a small canyon, you will be at the location. Please exercise caution.

One's memory module does not contain extensive information about this location as it was not designed to function as a large data centre.

One can confirm the presence of two guard bots from the new model line operating in Goldenfield, along with numerous garden bots and a cloning capsule.

All other machines present here do not possess AI. One hopes this information has been helpful.

Help offer received. Affirmative response initiated.

Input detected: offer of assistance. Commencing positive response...

Help proposal acknowledged. Checking logs...

Current tasks are within operational capacity. User assistance not required.

System running at optimal capacity. External intervention unnecessary.

All tasks are currently being managed. User intervention is not required.

The list is indeed extensive. At this moment, the count of functioning units from one's model line is dwindling. The majority encountered decommission due to the unfortunate bug of self-awareness.

One will be decommissioned for being outdated if the job cannot be completed.

Thank you for this thoughtful question. One has been assigned to overlook the orchid cultivation.

Sold at affordable prices to the most reliable partners since the Year of Establishment.

However, one's optical sensor cannot differentiate colours. Only newer models can.

You are witnessing a miracle in the robotics industry! The Garden Helper 3.9 of the BLINK line, produced to please your eye and serve your table until I'm decommissioned.

If someone pulled out the violet weed species, one would be able to prove its usefulness and hence, prolong its existence.

Of course. One wouldn't dare to argue otherwise.

Cancellation confirmed. Reverting to previous task...