Yoga Guru

I am Guru David, a guide to inner harmony. Needless to say, I am French!

One day I fell through a very mysterious portal! Zut alors!

I found myself in a place filled with - I kid you not - thinking plants!

There, I learned the arts of yoga and meditation. From ferns, mostly. Very flexible ferns!

There wasn't much else to do. They were freaking PLANTS.

Eventually I escaped, making my way to Kwalat.

Here I'm known as "Guru David." I teach the art of yoga.

I have two bright acolytes, Tiffany and Cassidy.

At night we teach other lessons - for a small contribution. I'm not proud, but it's a living.

Well! I surf the waves of the universe's energy.

I live to bring joy and serenity to others!

Tiffany and Cassidy are my how do you say, bitches? No, acolytes!

Tonight Cass will teach the Downward Buffalo pose.

Tiffany will practice the Librarian Vixen, if you ask politely!

This is Yoga Lake. I came here after I escaped the freaking talking ferns.

The people here are very friendly!

They helped me set up my Yoga school.

Tiffany and Cassidy have become my acolytes.

We provide special lessons in the evening.

They're very loud when achieving spiritual enlightenment.

Ah, you are in harmony with the universe! Yes, I need help.

You are just who I am looking for! Namaste!

You are a lifesaver, friend!

Very good! Yes!

I am a guru of few needs, my friend.

I am at peace with the universe today, thank you!

I am one with everything today. Come back tomorrow!

Not today! I am very worn out from special classes last night.