Kill the Maker

You're really too dumb to get this done, aren't you?

Got it? Now move it!

What a loser! Can't even handle a simple task.

Get all this crap and bring it back to me. Then we'll go smack Pappy Rick in the face for his fancy dimension notes.

Finally, haul your lazy self to the Book Stop in Goldenfield and grab a stupid t-shirt. Yes, a t-shirt! Deal with it!

Next, drag yourself to the Crashed Spaceship on the north side of Windstone Village's lake and find a freaking barbell. Don't ask why, just do it!

Haul your sorry butt to the Destroyed Bridge in Windreach Woods. It's south of the Lake House. And snag some binoculars. Why? Because I said so!

It's too complicated for YOU to understand, but if you help me I'll let you peek at his notes.

Lucky for you, I finally came up with the perfect plan to kill that bastard.

But that wrinkly old fart that made me, Pappy Rick, does. He built me and now I live in this hell.

Alright, listen up, idiot! I don't have a damn clue about dimension hopping!

Now, it's time to execute my perfect plan. And you have to help!

I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day. Here's your reward, genius.

I expected better from a brainless dolt like you. Not really.

Well, look who finally did something right!

Did you manage to actually find those things, genius?

Finally, you're doing something useful. Now get going, dingus!

Then, mosey over to the Thornbuckle Farm in Goldenfield and yank a plant in a pot. Sensing a pattern? I don't answer stupid questions!